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Thank goodness Mr Godzirra got away.

It’s not even as though this was from the olden days when people alleged that cars could befriend swans and TV stopped at 8pm… this is from 2005- the same year the JP II died and Disney celebrated 50 years of big-eared buffoonery from the small-brained mammal (and friends) home: Disneyland.

All content above was posted on May 13, 2008
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Real Sonic Boom for the Streetfighter Generation ↪

Just watch the first 12 seconds of the flash animation and you’ll see how the evil person is drowned to death in invisible noisy water which rapidly fluctuates in temperature.

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10 out of 10 + 1.0

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Iron Eagle
  • Jeeves.. WTF that bit in Iron Eagle?
  • IMDB: When Doug's dad is chewing him out, Doug says, "Come on, Dad!" His dad, obviously meaning to say, "Don't 'come on Dad' me!" answers instead with, "Don't come on me Dad!"
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Artist: Stroker. Pretty apt name, isn’t it?

All content above was posted on May 12, 2008
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Great thing about Portakabins is that any crime committed in one, doesn’t count.

Source: The Telegraph

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Everyone likes to see the grafitti boaby put in to practice.

All content above was posted on May 11, 2008
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Artist: Autoclav1.1 
Track: Fault (Oil 10 Remix)
Type: Factory style music.

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Miracle looks like Ashcroft
  • So the big ol' hooker prototype with the bouncing cannons and a dress that disintegrates on splurge contact departs her bench in the beer graden in Paddy Ashdown Lane. She elevates in the same way that the queen alien in Aliens breaks from her birth-giving tubes and chases after Ripley and Frogspawn. This time though, she takes about 2 steps.
  • She says: Hey. Hey pal... you ken ye look like Richard Aaaashcroft?
  • Chris says: Actually, yes. Yes I do. Thanks.
  • She says: (drunken burble) .. fuck'n walking aboot the street crashing folk, eh?
  • Chris and I spent a moment or two trying to assemble enough courage to speak before I lost the 'who bought the last round' fight and went inside to conjure up a cutla' whiskies.
  • The End.
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All content above was posted on May 10, 2008
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Good Saturday?

It’s a shit saturday… not really. I’ve just got a new strain of cold/ hayfever combo. Makes your eyes shrink and turns your nose in to a running plasma tap.