Internet in Glasgow
- Internet: So, do you fancy using me and taking all my fancy goods?
- Glasgow: Och, nae, ah'm fine wi' just the teletext- ta. Ah'll nae get ony fanny sittin' roon ma wee computer telly clickin' hings. Better off doon the libray' chattin tae wummin through the shelves, eh?
- Internet: But I can provide women from any country... of any shape, size and persuasion!
- Glasgow: Aye, but ye'll tak her awa' when hings ur fine and then tak ma money tae, ya bastart! I'll stick wi the books and pubs wi' aw the sawdust on the ground. Guid wummin go drinkin' in the taverns.
- Internet: Fine. Ceefax page 445 for more information, if you ever get out of the cave.
